Fitness bullshit sounds the same en español o English
They promised you fast results. Ya probó everything easy. You discovered que la magia en fitness doesn’t exist.
Real fitness or keep believing bullshit. Usted decide.
Transparent pricing, no games. You’re smart enough to evaluate what’s worth your investment. No pressure, no sales calls – just information so you can decide como adulto responsable, whether it’s bullshit or professional advice.
What it means: I’m there, you train, I tell you qué hacer.
$999 10 sessions
$1800 20 sessions
$2500 30 sessions
Weekly visit + complete online program
$1500 3 months
$2500 6 months
Complete professional program, virtual seguimiento
$1,200 – 6 months
A consultant with a Rolex can sell you solid investments o esquemas rápidos. Same Rolex, different bullshit. Trainers igual: mismo físico, different promises.
A mis casi 50 años y 12% body fat, he visto todas las fitness fads come and go. El bullshit stays the same.
Fitness sin bullshit means no mentirle para mantenerlo pagando.
Madoff convinced millionaires con returns «realistas» de 15%. Trainers convince smart people con resultados «realistas» de 30 días. Same psychology, diferente estafa.
No email marketing bullshit, no sales calls. You have the information, you’re intelligent enough to decide. If you need clarification sobre anything, reach out. Otherwise, I respect your time and decision-making process.
Serving: Coral Gables, • Brickell • Midtown • Coconut Grove • Key Biscayne
Email: contacto@luisguerratrainer.fit
Fitness sin bullshit. Responsible adult training responsible adults.